Every time the Crap Film Club rolls into town I take a look at the offering and think, “That’s it, they’ve reached the nadir, this’ll have to be the last one.” And then you get the email that says that this month they’ll be watching Chopping Mall, described thusly: “Four young couples decide to have the wildest all-night party of their lives. They all stay after hours at the mall, drinking, partying, and fornicating. It just so happens though that this is the night the security system malfunctions, due to several lightning strikes to the security computer. The robots turn into kill-bots, rampaging through the mall and killing its employees.” If you don’t know the deal with CFC it’s simple. You watch a terrible film, drinks a lot, and chat about what the hell you’ve just seen. It’s basically like a Friday night in before Netflix.
Where? The Book Club, 100 Leonard Street, EC2A 4RH
Travel? Old STreet tube